Get Andy out of MIT
(To the tune of: ``Get Charlie off the MTA'')
Parody by Steve Heller

On the Occasion of Andy Boughton (gab) pretending to leave MIT
6 February 1998


Chorus:	Will he ever return?  He'll forever return!
	No money will he earn.  (Poor Andy!!!)
	He will tool forever near the Kendall Square Station,
	The hack who'll forever return.


GAB arrived in Boston at the Kendall Square Station,
And asked, ``Where's MIT?''
The conductor told him, ``That way sonny ...''
``Enjoy eternity!''

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Andy met a prof by the name of Jack Dennis.
He hacked on VAL and VIM.
Andy spent his time at a VT100,
At a dance hall, and at the gym.

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Then he met a prof who said his name was ``Arvind.''
Andy asked him, ``Arvind wut?''
``Don't you worry sonny; just design this network.''
Our hero was in a rut.

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So for twenty years he hacked the data,
And he went on with the flow.
Each day for lunch he ate a can of tuna,
And each night he would DO-SIGH-DOH (YEE-HAH!)

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Now you've heard the story of a dataflow hacker,
Never to be free.
``The Boss'' will never leave the dataflow pipeline,
For his home is (SAY IT!) M. I. T. !!!

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