Get Alex on the MTA (To the tune of: ``Get Charlie off the MTA'') Parody by Steve Heller On the Occasion of Alex Garthwaite retiring from SunLabs 3 June 2005 Chorus: Alex was an intern ... and then he returned. Such lessons did he learn. (Poor Alex!) He filed some patents, and he styled some papers, But no garbage did he churn! He arrived in Boston at the Chelmsford Sun station, And declared, "I love the train!" He exactly hacked, and he ran the track, In the sun and in the rain. Chorus Now he's off to Cambridge to the Kendall Square station To endure more VM pain. Although some things changes, some remain the same ... Every day he will ride the train. Chorus